Mommies. Daddies. Children of the World: An Official Statement from the Office of Saint Nick

Cookies and Milk for Santa-Photographed on Hasselblad H3D2-39mb Camera

THE NORTH POLEDec. 16, 2020 /PRNewswire/ — As I prepare for my much-anticipated trip around the globe, I’d like to make my first formal request: all I want for Christmas…is PANCAKES!

Now, I know you all mean well when you place your snickerdoodles or gingersnaps or home-baked confectionary delights on a plate by the fireplace – but there are only so many cookies one-man can eat in a night. It’s time for a change.

I realize beggars can’t be choosers and I hesitate to disrupt family traditions, but 2020 has been rough on us all.  I think my eight socially distanced reindeer and I deserve a little joy to end this year, a little self-care, a token of comfort in a sea of uncertainty. It’s with this sentiment I ask that you kindly put away the cookies and instead leave me a fluffy stack of mouthwatering, perfectly golden, buttermilk pancakes.

As you can imagine, I have a little pull this time of year, so I partnered with Denny’s to make it easier for you to leave a short stack by the fire.  Order anything from Dennys.com on Christmas Eve, and they’ll include a FREE two-stack of their buttermilk pancakes.  Just enter the code “SANTA” at checkout so they know it’s for me.

That’s right, free pancakes! I realize you may be tempted to devour them before my arrival, but if you can’t help yourself – please remember, I control the naughty and nice list!

Ho Ho Ho,
S. Claus

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About Alwin Marshall-Squire 15558 Articles
Alwin Marshall-Squire is the Editor-in-Chief of S-Q Publications Inc., overseeing editorial strategy for GTA Weekly, GTA Today, and Vision Newspaper. He leads the publications’ mission to deliver bold, original journalism focused on the people and communities of the Greater Toronto Area, Canada, and the global Caribbean diaspora. Also writes for GTA Weekly and GTA Today.

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